Plastic Boy

A role model for our children.

He's been able to pass a whopping 5 bills since 1985 in the Senate. With such an impressive record, we'll just call him Mr. Mainstream.

If he wins, he's just gonna play and ride bikes until 2008.

Islamofascists the world over are laughing and licking their chops.

They're writing the Global Test now.

We will never pass, and they will never lose.