Saturday, September 25, 2004

Dead Daley Voting near Cleveland

Imagine a world where Republicans engaged in mass voter fraud to increase numbers for W.

Would the LameStream Media protect us from the Evil GOP? Would this be a major scandal that would run Ed Gillespie and the rest of the RNC out of town on a rail?

So, why isn't Dan Rather flying to Florida and digging into [s]ome 46,000 New Yorkers [who] are registered to vote in both the city and Florida [because the wind and rain might muss his hair? -- Ed.]?

He then would need to catch a flight to Cleveland.

"We've seen voter fraud before, but never on this level," [Lake County Prosecutor Charles] Coulson said Thursday. "I grew up in Chicago and this looks like the politics of Mayor Daley in the '50s and '60s."

After all, only Republicans would seek to subvert democracy, right?

Lake election and law enforcement officials said their investigation is centered on absentee registration attempts by the nonpartisan NAACP's National Voter Fund and an anti-Bush, nonprofit group called Americans Coming Together, or ACT Ohio.

Gotta love the quaint phrase "nonpartisan NAACP."